DrugonSnort (Dragon) Straw

🔥 Introducing the “DrugonSnort” Insufflation Straw! 🔥

Are you tired of mundane, run-of-the-mill straws? Boring cylinders that lack pizzazz? Fear not, because we’ve hatched something extraordinary: the DrugonSnort! 🐉

Why settle for ordinary when you can snort in style? Let’s dive into the fiery details:

🌟 Mythical Design: Behold the majestic dragon silhouette! With a sinuous tail and a fierce head, this straw screams “legendary.” Imagine the envy of your friends as you elegantly inhale your powdered substances through a mythical creature. It’s like snorting magic itself! ✨

🌬 Efficiency Unleashed: The DrugonSnort’s elongated neck ensures optimal airflow. No more awkward powder spills or wasted particles. Just smooth, efficient insufflation. Your nostrils will thank you! 🙌

🌈 Colorful Choices: Our dragons come in an array of hues: Fiery Red, Emerald Green, and Sapphire Blue. Match your mood or coordinate with your outfit. Because why not accessorize your snorting experience? 💁♀ (Colors based on the filament you own)

🎉 Roaring Features:

• Flame-Resistant: Made from dragon-scale polymer*, the DrugonSnort laughs at fire. No accidental incineration here! (*Flame resistance and polymer once agian depend on the @filament you own, dragon scale is tough to come by so you may not be able to procure it.)
• Tail Grip: Hold the tail for a secure grip. No slippery scales, just confident snorting.
• No Arms, No Problem: Who needs arms when you’ve got style? The DrugonSnort defies convention.

📜 Ancient Origins: Legend has it that our straws were forged in the heart of a volcano by ancient alchemists. Each DrugonSnort carries the spirit of a thousand fire-breathing beasts. 🌋(Ok, maybe not, dont sue me for false advertisinig)

🎁 Limited Edition: Act now! Only 1,000 DrugonSnorts exist worldwide. Once they’re gone, they’ll ascend to dragon heaven. Don’t miss out on this collector’s item! 🏃♂ (Actually only 2 in existence, currently…i just thought this line was amusing. thanks, co-pilot)

Claim your DrugonSnort today and snort like a mythical creature! 🐲✨

Orientation its in i have found to be optimal for printing, just might want to use a brim if your printer likes to knock things around.

Filament: PETG or other foodsafe filament

Walls: 2-3

Infill: 15%

Shortened straw and widened through hole