The Ultimate K-cup Dispenser/Holder

  Do you need coffee containment? Look no further. Your K cups will dread the day they see this behemoth of a coffee containment cell being printed out on your magic maker machine. They just don't build stuff like this anymore. Could this have been built with less material? Yes. Could it have been made smaller to hold 3 K cups? Sure, probably. But that's not what America is about. We go big! This unit boasts three, six high stacked gravity fed rapid fire caffeine dispensing juggernaut sleeves. It also uses a feeding system adopted from early American railway tracks. This type of track fed magnificence has not been seen since Fortune Bailey's invention of the belt fed machine gun. This thing is so strong it's going to have brewed and drank two cups of coffee and smoked 3 cigarettes before your eyeballs have even laid sight on the morning sunrise. SUPPORTS?! Heh.. not around these parts, Bubba. Just slap this file in one of your fancy Pandabu slicer burner programs and hit execute. Cheers!