Foot Tack from Hell

Have you ever wanted to fulfill your need for pain? Are you tired of stepping on things and only getting mild curse words? Or the simple Lego in the late night? Well the Floor Tack from Hell is the solution! You can toss it in any way and it will always have a pointy tip thing pointing up! All YOU have to do is step on it! So now you can be joyous and full of glee, for you know that you will always have some more pain to look forward to.