You want it, here is it. Only original in yellow and blue.
You need:
Print with 15% infill and snap the parts together. Designed with appropriate space for PETG between the parts. If you use different material, remember material shrinking and scale accordingly.
As this is based on the emergency exit sign, please see the, well, emergency sign here.
Big thanks to @Gigglester_252728 for providing pictures and valuable feedback. The portal and person have now a slightly better fit.
The author marked this model as their own original creation.