Ear wood screw

I was putting up this picture frame https://www.printables.com/model/146379-photo-frame-with-passe-partouts-and-stand but being rudely busy with my screw machine and it went wrong and the wood screw ended up in my ear.
Now I have to go on antibiotics https://www.printables.com/model/155083-travel-pillbox
My wife says i'm totally screwed up ;)

This is of course a joke but it could also have happened.
For this joke I used the design of this screw https://grabcad.com/library/wood-screw-self-threading-1
 

I printed the stl with ABS filament but it is also fine with PLA, PETG etc.
20% infill and no support.
Sand the pin a little smooth with sandpaper.

Put the pin in the hole for an earring and on the back of the ear slid the tip of the screw over the pin.
If you want to make fun of it, make it even more realistic by smearing a little ketchup under your ear.