Angry Unif*ckus Maximus

🦄 Unif*ckus Maximus – The majestic middle-fingered menace

Forged in the depths of a slightly toxic rainbow and raised too close to an internet comment section, Unif*ckus Maximus is the mythical beast nobody summoned — but everyone deserves.

Sporting a glorious single horn shaped like a human finger (yes, that one), proudly flipped toward the sky and society, he doesn’t just exist — he disapproves.

With a glare sharper than a bard’s sarcasm and the round posterior of a creature who snacks exclusively on glitter and passive aggression, this unicorn is on a magical journey to remind the world that kindness has a limit… and you just crossed it.

What does Unif*ckus Maximus do all day?

Judges sparkly, optimistic unicorns.

Sleeps with one eye open and the other rolling.

Refuses hugs and shoots laser sighs.

Official slogan:

"I am love, I am light… now go f*ck yourself!"

Please note:
This model was generated with ChatGPT, created in Tripo3D, and corrected using Meshmixer.
All files have been tested and adjusted to be easy to print with FDM.
They are not perfect, but have been optimized to ensure smooth printing.