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IceMurderer3000 (THE GREATEST ICE SCOOP EVER)

The greatest Ice Scoop ever made, a threat to all other ice scoops ever made by anyone ever. You'll never need another.
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updated April 29, 2025

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Don't back down from this monster of an ice scoop, this thing doesn't play around. This is the best Ice Scoop you're ever gonna need; it makes the other ice scoops run crying home to mommy as it enters the Fridge as an absolute threat to the entire nation of ice. To put into perspective, if you compare a weaker, tiny ice scoop to this one, you'll be comparing a firecracker to a nuclear bomb. It's mere presence in your fridge will prove to intimidate even humans using the fridge: it's a menace. Say goodbye to ice and enjoy your drinks colder than the depths of deep space for the rest of time, because this scoop ensures that not a single cube goes untouched. It will not rest until every last cube of ice has been served, drank and enjoyed, and if you dare look at it funny, it'll scoop you up with it, too.

IceMurderer3000 feels absolutely nothing as it shreds through ice in your icemaker tray. No more do you have to worry about getting too few ice cubes, this one's on the house and it means business. 

IceMurderer3000 works with unique technology: An ice retention wall for keeping ice in once you scoop it up, forked teeth at the front for digging deep into ice; you'll think you're cutting through butter when using this bad boy.

IceMurderer3000 ain't no toy, either. It's wall depth and shovel inspired forked handle insures that you can dig deep, and potentially even break ice cubes that are stuck together (No warranty!) 

Like a tractor, IceMurderer3000 is designed to dig to the depths. You'll find the bottom of the ice tray, y'know, that bottom you've never seen because it's always full of ice? Yeah. That bottom. IceMurderer3000 makes the impossible possible. It's ice retention wall ensures that ice cubes stay completely stuck inside the scoop til it's time to pour; a better retention rate than your Tinder account.

It's so dangerous, you've got to keep your wife away from it, because she might fall in love with it too, and I'm positive it can provide more than you can because it's the IceMurderer3000.

You're probably wondering, what's the catch? Well, glad you asked, buddy.

IceMurderer3000 has only one catch: It's too cool.

You may lose friends from having this device, because they'll spend far more time with it than with you. You may lose relationships because you walk in and catch your partner in love with a machine rather than you. You may lose business opportunities because the IceMurderer3000 has already gotten that job. It's the replacement for the human being. It's beyond existence. The IceMurderer3000 is a Lynchian horror. It's something outside our realm of understanding, like the square root of negative 2. It's a threat to you, me, and everyone else, and I'm finally letting it loose on the world.

There's no going back after printing an IceMurderer3000, every single person on Earth should have one of these. I'm gonna make another one just so that I make out with it.

 

Printing Instructions:

I have no idea man, print with supports for the handle, I chose pretty thick wall loops but its definitely not necessary.

Printed on a P1S but I long for a Prusa.

Other scoop used for comparison can be found here! https://www.printables.com/model/267555-ice-scoop

It's a great model too!!

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