Sir Rend

NEEEEEWW ACHIEVEMENT!!!

You have a pet!

You are now the proud pet parent to…to uhhh…whatever the hell this thing is.

This little meatball of joy is called a Tummy Acher, also known as Belly Achers, also known as Colon Worms

They may be dumb, they may smell a little like expired chorizo, but holy shit are they adorable.

REWARD

 You get to lord over all your friends and even strangers just “how important it is to adopt, not shop”, as well as constantly proclaiming to people “Really, who adopted who ya know?”