Ultimate Playing Card Caddy

Behold: The Ultimate Hands-Free Card Caddy

Tired of holding your cards like a mere mortal? Suffering from cardboard carpal tunnel? Do your poker nights end in hand cramps and existential dread?

Introducing the Card Caddy Deluxe: Vengeance Edition — the 3D-printed marvel that says, “I take games seriously, but not hand strain.”

✅ Holds your cards like a loyal squire.
✅ Displays your hand in a perfect fan, unlike your trembling fingers.
✅ Frees your hands for more important tasks, like sipping your beverage of choice or flipping the table in style.

But it's designed with ergonomics, flair, and just a dash of unnecessary grandeur, this holder can support everything from Uno to Arkham Horror (yes, even those cards). Is it just a plastic rectangle with a few slots?  Perhaps.  

Print it, use it, and ascend to Card Holding Royalty. Your fingers will thank you. Your opponents will fear you.

Bonus: it will not judge your terrible draws. Probably.