The DUMB Wallet - AirTag Edition

The DUMB Wallet – AirTag Edition

(Designed Using Minimal Bullshit, Now With Trackability)

You know what’s dumber than a lost wallet? A lost wallet you can’t find.

This AirTag Edition keeps all the best parts of the DUMB Wallet—zero moving parts, zero nonsense, maximum functionality—but now with a snap-fitting AirTag holder. The fit is chef’s kiss tight, snapping in from the inside. It’s designed to look deceptively thin. It slides into your pocket smoothly, no snagging, no awkward bulge. Actually, there might be an awkward bulge at first—but not from the wallet.

The design shows off that shiny silver AirTag and Apple logo, because let’s be honest—we like showing off. 

The placement of the AirTag makes the wallet double as a spinner for the neurodivergent, the bored, and the deeply unhinged like myself. I'd like to pretend this was intentional but it was a happy little accident.

Take a moment to appreciate this 26 second perfect loop from a real video. The effing hoops I jump through to please you…

Other Versions (not for AirTags)

• Original Edition: Smooth surfaces all around, primed for some debossed text of your mom's phone number.

• HEX Edition: For if you're looking for something that’s just a little bit sexier (and with extra grip to boot). It’s still as dumb as ever, just with more drip.
   

• DUMB & DUMBER: Same DUMB wallet, TWICE. Dual sided.

• DUMBASS Wallet: This version has it all. Money clip, pocket clip, keychain accessory, lanyard accessory, ID badges, AirTag support. 

Support (my dumb ideas):

• If you want to buy me a beer or just reach out, you can find me here. Whether it’s feedback or just a nod of appreciation, I’m always happy to hear from people. But let’s be real - the most effective form of communication is cold, hard cash (or beer).

STL Files

• 10 sizes: There are STLs for 3-cards through to 12-cards. You do not need to print one that is exactly the number of cards you have. It can be loose, and the cards are still retained.
• Smooth & HEX faces: You want a cool pattern, go with the HEX. If you want it smooth and silky, or you want to imprint your mom’s phone number, go with the Smooth.
• Exact Dimension: Internal depth = Number of cards × 1.1 mm (e.g., 6-Cards = 6.6 mm). If you measure your card stack, you may find that a lower card-count model fits fine. The design is intentionally conservative to work for everyone.

Printing Tips

• Brim: Because the AirTag slot adds some tricky geometry, a brim is recommended.
• Supports:  Not necessary with a good printer. I did not use supports. But if your cooling sucks, consider adding some supports around the top of the AirTag hole where there is a small overhang. I suggest manually painting them on.
• Layer Height: 0.20 mm looks really good. 0.12 mm looks incredible.
• Walls & Infill: I printed with 2 walls and 20% infill. It is good.

Changelog:

V1.2 – Initial release. Matches internal design with other DUMB Wallet editions.