MyUnicorn

Right, listen up, you lot of diabolical… enthusiasts.

You want a unicorn? Fine.

You get a unicorn. But this ain't no prissy, rainbow-f#rting pony, see?

This is my unicorn. Small, easy to print, guaranteed success for… well, for anyone who hasn't completely lost their bloody minds.

And yeah, I even slapped some feets on the bloody thing.

Don't ask. Just… print it. And don't come crying to me if it comes to life and tries to gore you.

You’ve been warned. Enjoy. Or don’t. Frankly, I don’t give a toss.

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