"Quiet Please and I mean it"

Apparently on the pro-golf circuit, these are used to hush crowds? 🤷This one is a bit more heavy-duty though…

My partner had a dress-up party for work as a golfer. Excellent opportunity to make a big old novelty prop. Had to slice it into 4 sections to fit it on the bed.

You'll need a tiny amount of support material for the bridge on the “Side Panel Bottom” piece but otherwise, just a mallet and some short 3mm wood screws. Be better than me and don't forget the handle should have the holes on the back 🤦

You can cut the length of 42mm x 19mm pine to 655mm and it should fit VERY snuggly.

Or 1 21/32" by ¾" by 2 foot 1 25/32" if you want to measure in barleycorns.