DickFlake - A snowflake with 30 (slightly) hidden dicks

The dickflake delights the masses. 

The dickflake lights up any room. 

It can be given directly for a shared laugh 

OR

My preferred method is to discretely slip one on every single tree I come across. My dream is to overhear a coworker or friend tell someone that they came across the dickflake while taking down their tree…or putting it back up a year later…or that it was pointed out to them by Grandma at the family gathering!!!

Please help me achieve this dream. Print…PRIIIIIINT… and SPREAD THE XMAS CHEEEEEEER…