Ninja Hand Claw Scratcher

Pets or annoying loved ones need scratching so often it makes your hands tired? Do it the Ninja way, and put a set of claws on your hands instead. Saves those tired forearm muscles!

Have a little Ninja-in-training who keeps tearing up your stuff? Give them this unsharpened ninja tool for their practice and never worry about your upholstery again!

You can even use it as a scratcher for your own back and gain about 3" of reach! Just enough to get that spot right in the middle of your back, right!?

DISCLAIMERS 

1. DO NOT USE AS A WEAPON FOR REVENGE OR OTHER NINJA ACTIVITIES. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OR INJURY OF YOUR ENEMIES.
2. THIS CAN STILL DEFINITELY DESTROY YOUR FURNITURE.