Simple Phone Stand

This is V2, which has some redactions because V1 was confiscated in the interest of national security.

If you use this phone stand, you'll be the most famous person for literally yards in any direction.

The Stig said this one tastes like burnout smoke then tried to put it on the windshied wiper.

Do not attempt to use this phone stand while skydiving, operating heavy machinery, while under the influence of “Married…with children” reruns, during government interrogation, while taming aardvarks, or while eating baba ganoush.

Print this in PLA/ABS/ASA/PA12. Don't print it in PETG because….eww.
Also, print two because aliens are likely to abduct one for experimentation, so it's good to have a backup. I know. You'd think instead of traveling millions of light years to steal yours, they'd just print their own. But…aliens…amirite?